kira-the-fallen-angel:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO
THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:
How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.
how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.


That’s not a worm it’s the motherfucking spawn of satan

kira-the-fallen-angel:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO

THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND

AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:

How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.

how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

That’s not a worm it’s the motherfucking spawn of satan

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

awwww-cute:

Meet Tig, the surprise under our house

awwww-cute:

Meet Tig, the surprise under our house