wtftimmy:

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!

At my wedding

green-globbin:

I’m giving out joints for the toast. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says and everyone of age better light that shit up, grandma you’re not getting out of this.

bakedloaf:

so I decided to do a giveaway… :)

There’s just a few rules:

  • You MUST be over the age of 18
  • Make sure to be following me or your entries won’t count
  • Shipping will be to the United States only
  • Reblog as much as you’d like, giveaway blogs won’t count.
  • Like all you want but I won’t be counting those as entries.

There will be 1 winner chosen at random with a number generator, and I’ll end the giveaway on September 28th. Good luck to all my amazing stoners, love you all and stay lifted!

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

unclefather:

who is she? a celebrity?

unclefather:

who is she? a celebrity?

reddlr-trees:

Pokébowl used trainwreck! It’s super effective!

reddlr-trees:

Pokébowl used trainwreck! It’s super effective!

what kind of person comes home with only one slice of pizza?